Yo Mama’s sooooo dumb..

Yo Mama’s so dumb, I think it’s a new world record.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she fell up the stairs.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she can’t even pass a blood test.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, when she saw Under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, her brain cells are on the endangered species list.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she asked me, “Whats the number for 911?”
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she couldn’t read an audio book.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Mama’s so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo Mama’s so dumb her brain cells die ALONE.
Yo Mama’s so dumb she thought 2 Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.