Yo Mama Joke

Yo Mama’s so slutty that I could’ve been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.

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Yo Mama is so ugly

Yo Mama is so ugly, she’s going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.

Yo Mama is so bald

Yo Mama is so bald, when you rub her head, you can see into the future.

When Yo Mama Farts…

Yo Mama is so uptight, when she farts, only dogs can hear it.

Yo Mama is so fat

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

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Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat

Yo mama so fat, her appearance is a public event.

Yo Mama’s sooooo dumb..

Yo Mama’s so dumb, I think it’s a new world record. Yo Mama’s so dumb, she fell up the stairs. Yo Mama’s so dumb, she can’t even pass a blood test. Yo Mama’s so dumb, when she saw Under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends. Yo Mama’s so dumb, her […]

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