Yo Mama’s so poor, a tornado hit your house and did $10,000 in improvements.
February 26, 20130
Yo Mama’s like a vacuum cleaner… She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
Yo Mama’s like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she’s loaded and ready to blow.
Yo Mama’s so dumb, when the judge said, “Order in the court,” she said, “I’ll have a hamburger and a beer, please!”
Yo Mama’s so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts.”
Q: What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a mosquito? A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it.
Q: What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a seal? A: One has whiskers and smells like fish, and the other is a seal.
Yo Mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..Posted by Kit Dale on Sunday, October 4, 2015
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..