Yo Mama’s so poor..

Yo Mama’s so poor, a tornado hit your house and did $10,000 in improvements.

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Yo Mama’s like a vacuum cleaner..

Yo Mama’s like a vacuum cleaner… She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama’s like a shotgun

Yo Mama’s like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she’s loaded and ready to blow.

Yo Mama’s so dumb..

Yo Mama’s so dumb, when the judge said, “Order in the court,” she said, “I’ll have a hamburger and a beer, please!”

Yo Mama’s so nasty..

Yo Mama’s so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts.”

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Yo Mama and a mosquito

Q: What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a mosquito? A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it.

o Mama and a seal

Q: What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a seal? A: One has whiskers and smells like fish, and the other is a seal.

Yo Mama’s lips…

Yo Mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.

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