Yo momma is so fat she uses a pillow for a tampon.
August 1, 20160
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
February 26, 20130
Yo mama is so stupid not even Google could translate her.
June 19, 20160
If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake
June 10, 20160
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo’ Mama is like marijuana — everyone does her, but no one admits it.
February 8, 20160
Yo Mama’s so fat that when she lays on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to push her back into the ocean…
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
November 28, 20150
Yo Mama’s like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
November 12, 20150
Yo Mama’s so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
Yo Mama’s so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions! Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! Yo Mama’s so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
November 4, 20150
Yo Mama’s breath is so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck!
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..Posted by Kit Dale on Sunday, October 4, 2015
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..