Truck Driver Jokes

This truck driver goes into a whore house, slaps $500 on the counter and tells the madam that he wants the ugliest girl in the place and a ham sandwich.

The madam of the house looks at the money and tells him, “For $500 you could have the most beautiful girl in here.”

The truck driver looks back at her and says, “Hey look sweetheart, I’m not horny, I’m home sick.”