Who?

February 25, 20150

A priest, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar. Then a second guy walks in.

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I called my wife

February 25, 20130

I called my wife from work and said, “Honey, I’m thinking about you and I’m getting excited.” She said, “Who…

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Best blow job?

February 25, 20130

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

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After sex

February 25, 20130

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

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Yo Mama’s lips…

February 25, 20130

Yo Mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.

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Yo Mama’s so nasty

February 25, 20130

Yo Mama’s so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a…

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What is stress?

February 25, 20130

You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital.…

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Sex positions

February 25, 20130

Two rednecks were sitting in a bar discussing their favorite sex positions. One of them says, “I think rodeo would…

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Dream job

February 25, 20130

Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead blonde? A: Your job still sucks!

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Light and hard

February 25, 20130

Q: What’s the difference between light and hard? A: You can go to sleep with a light on!

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