February 26, 20150
Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
February 4, 20150
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars…Chuck Norris has more money than you.
November 11, 20140
Chuck Norris can read minds but he does not do so because he doesn’t care what you think.
September 27, 20140
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
February 25, 20130
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and…
The original title for Alien Vs. Predator was Alien and Predator Vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after…
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?” He received an A+…
Chuck Norris can split the atom, with his bare hands.
Death once had a… near-Chuck Norris experience.
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..Posted by Kit Dale on Sunday, October 4, 2015
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..