Bigamy Vs. Monogamy

August 11, 20160

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Animal Bureaucrats

August 10, 20160

An engineer, an accountant, a chemist and a bureaucrat were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The engineer called…

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Bureaucracy Principle

August 9, 20160

Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.

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Boren’s Laws for Bureaucrats

August 8, 20160

1. When in charge ponder 2. When in trouble delegate 3. When in doubt mumble.

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Imhoff’s Bureaucracy Law

August 7, 20160

The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank. The really big chunks always rise to the…

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Smith’s Principles of Bureaucratic Tinkertoy

August 6, 20160

Smith’s Principles of Bureaucratic Tinkertoy 1. Never use one word when a dozen will suffice. 2. If it can be…

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A sure sign of bureaucracy

August 5, 20160

A sure sign of bureaucracy is when the first person who answers the phone can’t help you.

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Job interview jokes

August 4, 20160

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the MIT,…

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Silent fart

August 3, 20160

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a…

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My friend thinks he is smart.

August 2, 20160

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so…

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