Yo Mama’s such a slut..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.

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Yo Mama’s so cheap..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s so cheap, she’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw.

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Yo Mama’s so nasty..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s so nasty I asked her how to spell “penis,” and she said, “You should have asked me last…

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Yo Mama and a 747

February 26, 20130

The difference between Yo Mama and a 747? a) About 20 pounds. b) Not everyone’s been on a 747.

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Yo Mama’s like..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

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Yo Mama’s lips…

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.

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o Mama and a seal

February 26, 20130

Q: What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a seal? A: One has whiskers and smells like fish, and the…

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Yo Mama and a mosquito

February 26, 20130

Q: What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a mosquito? A: A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it.

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Yo Mama’s so nasty..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: “Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a…

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Yo Mama’s so dumb..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s so dumb, when the judge said, “Order in the court,” she said, “I’ll have a hamburger and a…

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