Smart Blonde Joke – No speed limit
A blonde driver is pulled over by a patrol car. The officer approached the driver’s door.
“Is there a problem, officer?”
“You were speeding. Can I see your license please?”
“I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.”
“You don’t have one?”
“I lost it four times for drunk driving.”
“I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
“I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”
“I stole this car.”
The blonde says, “Yes, and I killed the owner.”
At this point the officer is getting stressed. “You what?”
“The body is in the trunk. You can look if you want.”
The officer slowly backs away and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approached the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
The senior officer said, “Could you step out of your vehicle please!”
The blonde stepped out of the vehicle. “Is there a problem, officer?”
The officer responded, “Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?”
The blonde opened the trunk, which was empty.
The officer said, “Is this your car ma’am?”
The blonde said, “Yes,” and handed over the registration papers.
The officer, understandably, is quite stunned.
“One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.”
The blonde handed a license to the officer.
The officer examined the license. He looked quite puzzled. “Thank you. One of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, stole this car, and murdered the owner.”
The blonde replied, “I bet you that liar told you I was speeding, too!”