Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $150. Patient: What?! $150 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly, if you like.
A drunk guy had a bit too much to drink. Walking into a courthouse he yell’s “All lawyers are sneaky thieves!” A man stands up and says “Hey,don’t talk like that to me!” The drunk shouts back “Why, you’re a lawyer?” “No”, says the man “I’m a sneaky thief.”