Saturday date?

He: Will you go out with me this Saturday? She: Sorry. I am having a headache this weekend.



Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies

A boss and his secretary

A boss said to his secretary: “I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I’ll be done.” She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said […]

Light and hard

Q: What’s the difference between light and hard? A: You can go to sleep with a light on!

Dream job

Q: What’s the difference between your job and a dead blonde? A: Your job still sucks!

Sex positions

Two rednecks were sitting in a bar discussing their favorite sex positions. One of them says, “I think rodeo would have to my favorite”. The other one says, “I’ve never heard of that one, what is it?” So the first guy says, “You sit on your wife’s back with your hands on her boobs and […]

What is stress?

You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is stress. In the hospital you are being told that she is pregnant and doctors start congratulating you with the future newborn. You explain that just an hour ago you have seen her for […]


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