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Cooking Jokes

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter their life-style. “If you’ll just learn to cook,” he said, “we can fire the chef.” “Okay,” she said. “And if you learn how to f**k, we can fire […]


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Difference between erotic and kinky?

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.

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Truck driver and Hitchhiker Girl Joke

The truck driver stopped to picked up the hitchhiker girl in short shorts. “Say, what’s your name, mister?” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. “It’s Snow, Roy Snow,” he answered, “and what’s yours?” “I’m June, June Hansen,” she said. “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?” she […]


Yes, you can, but…

Jamaica. A family on the nudist beach. “Dad, can I play with your penis?” “You can, but stay close, don’t go too far away.”


Truck Driver Jokes

This truck driver goes into a whore house, slaps $500 on the counter and tells the madam that he wants the ugliest girl in the place and a ham sandwich. The madam of the house looks at the money and tells him, “For $500 you could have the most beautiful girl in here.” The truck […]


Why do women rub their…

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don’t have balls to scratch.


Dirty Jokes – Milkman

The milkman goes to the door to collect his money, when he knocks the door swings open and he walks in. The place is a mess, beer bottles and liquor bottles everywhere. He is just about to leave when the lady of the house comes down the stairs. He looks at her then looks at […]


Never mind…

Boy: “Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long.” Girl: “Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won’t get it.



Dirty Jokes: 10 inch long

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.” […]


The hurricane and the palm tree

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!


Dirty Jokes: Woman & Condom?

Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.


Best bar in New York

Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill. Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you […]


Sign language

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can’t see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. “Honey,” she signs, “Why […]


Surprise sex is the best

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to… unless you’re in prison.


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room…
Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest…
What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?