Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. *** Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. *** Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in “I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick […]