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Chuck Norris and April Fools Day

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris and April Fools’ Day

Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

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Life is not like a box of chocolates

Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kicking you in the face. And if you receive a box of Chuck Norris, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.

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Grizzly bear carpet

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead, it is just afraid to move.

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Chuck Norris won the tour de france, on a stationary bike.

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Yes, he can

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

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That’s a fact.

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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5 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Jokes

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. *** Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. *** Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in “I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick […]

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Victoria’s secret

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Ckuck Norris doesn’t flush

Ckuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet…he scares the shit out of it.

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Chuck Norris got stabbed by a knife. After 2 weeks of pain the knife died.

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Chuck Norris can strangle you

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

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“I don't initiate violence, I retaliate.”

― Chuck Norris

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