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Editors’ Choice of TOP 10 Chuck Norris Facts From a New Book Of Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts

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Editors’ Choice of TOP 10 Chuck Norris Facts From a New Book Of Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts

Within a couple of days we are going to release a new book of 300+ Chuck Norris Jokes and Facts (both on eBook and print version) compiled and edited by Oliver Oliver Reed. Check out these Top 10 facts:

When Chuck Norris calls 911, it’s to ask if everything is okay.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can read minds but he does not do so because he doesn’t care what you think.

Superman once challenged Chuck Norris in a “Who has more testicles?” contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.

Chuck Norris can understand women.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Q: How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
A: All of them!

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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