July 23, 20160
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
June 1, 20160
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention…
May 29, 20160
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
May 25, 20160
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good…
May 24, 20160
Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.
May 22, 20160
I changed my password to “incorrect”. So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say “Your password is…
May 17, 20160
Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
May 12, 20160
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave…
May 11, 20160
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
March 4, 20160
Q: Where do religious school children practice sports? A: In the prayground!
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..Posted by Kit Dale on Sunday, October 4, 2015
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..