Why do blondes have more fun?

April 6, 20150

Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They’re easier to find in the dark.

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I never forget a face.

March 17, 20150

I never forget a face. But in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her

March 8, 20150

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to…

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

April 7, 20140

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.

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Yo Mama’s such a slut..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.

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Yo Mama’s so cheap..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s so cheap, she’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw.

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Yo Mama’s so nasty..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s so nasty I asked her how to spell “penis,” and she said, “You should have asked me last…

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Yo Mama and a 747

February 26, 20130

The difference between Yo Mama and a 747? a) About 20 pounds. b) Not everyone’s been on a 747.

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Yo Mama’s like..

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama’s like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

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Yo Mama’s lips…

February 26, 20130

Yo Mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.

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