April 6, 20150
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They’re easier to find in the dark.
March 17, 20150
I never forget a face. But in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.
March 8, 20150
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to…
April 7, 20140
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
February 26, 20130
Yo Mama’s such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.
Yo Mama’s so cheap, she’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw.
Yo Mama’s so nasty I asked her how to spell “penis,” and she said, “You should have asked me last…
The difference between Yo Mama and a 747? a) About 20 pounds. b) Not everyone’s been on a 747.
Yo Mama’s like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo Mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..Posted by Kit Dale on Sunday, October 4, 2015
LMAO!!! Best post i've seen in a long time..