Little Johnny joke

May 18, 20150

Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” says his mom, “Of course…

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Lawyer Jokes: 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific

May 17, 20150

Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.

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Men have only two emotions?

May 14, 20150

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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Every woman should have four pets

May 6, 20150

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a…

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My wife is pregnant!

April 17, 20150

John speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart.” “Is this…

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Fear of Chuck Norris

April 14, 20150

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

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Second opinion

April 12, 20150

The doctor to the patient: “You are very sick.” The patient: “Can I get a second opinion?” The doctor again:…

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An Italian Boy’s Confession

April 9, 20150

An Italian Boy’s Confession: “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl”. The priest…

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home

April 8, 20150

Teacher: “Whoever answers my next question, can go home.” One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: “Who just…

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A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer at the Pearly Gates

April 7, 20150

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them…

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