Short Jokes and Funny Puns: Life is like toilet paper

June 19, 20150

Life is like toilet paper, you’re either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

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Top 50 Funniest Jokes In The World

June 14, 20150

Top 50 Funniest Jokes In The World Of All Time Oliver Oliver Reed WFJ.C Stuff Researchers find ‘official’ funniest jokes…

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Little Johnny joke

May 18, 20150

Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” says his mom, “Of course…

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Lawyer Jokes: 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific

May 17, 20150

Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.

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Women and Hurricanes

May 15, 20150

Q: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? A: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go…

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Men have only two emotions?

May 14, 20150

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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Every woman should have four pets

May 6, 20150

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a…

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Pissing contest

May 1, 20150

Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy…

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Do you remember your first…?

April 19, 20150

Son: “Dad do you remember your first blowjob?” Dad: “Ohhh yeah I do!” Son: “How did it taste?” Dad: “Get…

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My wife is pregnant!

April 17, 20150

John speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart.” “Is this…

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