Blonde Mom Jokes

My son’s friend said he wanted to get “stoned”…What a horrible way to die. Why would he say that?
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I think my daughter wants to be a policewoman when she gets older … She has a pair of handcuffs under her bed.
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My son and his friends are great. They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home!
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I put the oregano in my sons room all over my spaghetti and now everything has been so funny for me.