UFO and Blondes

Q: What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.

DUMB BLONDE JOKES

A blonde walks into a doctor’s office

One day a blonde walks into a doctor’s office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. “Well that explains one ear, but what about the […]

A blonde and a brunette in a convertible

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she’s speeding so she asks the blonde if there’s a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he’s got his lights on. The […]

Blonde applying for a job

A boss tells a blonde applicant, “I’ll give you $8 an hour, starting today, and in three months, I’ll raise it to $10 an hour. So, when would you like to start?” “In three months.”

A blonde in the closet

Q: What do you call a blonde in the closet? A: The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Pregnant blonde

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”

Pregnant blonde

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”

A blonde as a lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. “Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day,” the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn’t see this as […]

The capital of France

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend said, “O.K. then, what’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! F.”

Blonde in Space

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

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