A blonde, wanting to earn some money…

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” […]

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A blonde as a lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. “Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day,” the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn’t see this as […]

A blonde in the closet

Q: What do you call a blonde in the closet? A: The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

UFO and Blondes

Q: What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.

Blonde: “I’m a genius!”

A blonde calls her mom… Blonde: “Mom mom!! I’m a genius!” Mother: “Really dear? How’s that possible?” Blonde: “I finished a puzzle that I’ve been working on for 6 months, and on the box it said ‘for 3-5 years’.”

When a blonde dies her hair…

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

Blondes in Space!

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

Blonde in Space

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

When a blonde dies her hair…

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

Pregnant blonde

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”

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