A blonde, wanting to earn some money…

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” […]

DUMB BLONDE JOKES

Three wishes

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.” The woman says, “Okay. Give me a […]

A blonde with 2 brain cells?

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant

Pregnant blonde

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: “Are you sure it’s mine?”

Blondes in Space!

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

A blonde in the closet

Q: What do you call a blonde in the closet? A: The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

Alligator shoes

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe […]

A blonde as a lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. “Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day,” the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn’t see this as […]

A blonde as a lumberjack

A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a job. “Now, I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day,” the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn’t see this as […]

Blonde in Space

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

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