Blondes in Space!

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

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A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door and, sure enough, finds him in the arms of a redhead. The blond is furious. She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, […]

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Blonde in Space

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

Blondes in Space!

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

The capital of France

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend said, “O.K. then, what’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! F.”

The capital of France

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend said, “O.K. then, what’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! F.”

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The capital of France

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!” Her friend said, “O.K. then, what’s the capital of France?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s so easy! F.”

Blonde in Space

NASA sends a space shuttle up with two monkeys and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first monkey and asks, “Monkey #1, do you know your mission?” The monkey replies, “Ooah ooah!. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Ooah ooah!” […]

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