Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

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Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

In common…

Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

In common…

Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How would a blonde punctuate…

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry” A. Fun (period) fun (period) fun (no period) (worry worry worry)

Best blonde secretary?

Q: Who is the best blonde secretary in the world? A: One that never misses a period.

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Five Blondes Laying on a Beach

Q: What do you call five blondes laying on a beach? A: A public access.

A blonde and a brunette in an elevator

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator, they see a hot guy walk in and they notice he has dandruff, when he leaves the elevator the brunette says. “He needs Head and Shoulders” and the blonde asks, “How do you give shoulders?”

What is foreplay for a blonde?

Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging.

Sunroof

Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A: More leg-room!

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Blonde’s legs

Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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