Best blonde secretary?

Q: Who is the best blonde secretary in the world? A: One that never misses a period.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open…

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” She says, “Why, officer?” “Because your breast is hanging out.” She looks down and says, “OH MY GOODNESS! I left […]

Blonde and a toothbrush

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don’t let your friends use your toothbrush.

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open…

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” She says, “Why, officer?” “Because your breast is hanging out.” She looks down and says, “OH MY GOODNESS! I left […]

A blonde and a brunette in an elevator

A blonde and a brunette are in an elevator, they see a hot guy walk in and they notice he has dandruff, when he leaves the elevator the brunette says. “He needs Head and Shoulders” and the blonde asks, “How do you give shoulders?”

Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

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After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Blonde’s legs

Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing, they haven’t met!

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Sunroof

Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A: More leg-room!

Sunroof

Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A: More leg-room!

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