Blonde’s legs

Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)

Best blonde secretary?

Q: Who is the best blonde secretary in the world? A: One that never misses a period.

Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

Five Blondes Laying on a Beach

Q: What do you call five blondes laying on a beach? A: A public access.

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Sunroof

Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A: More leg-room!

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology? A: She’ll blow your mind, too.

Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

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