Five Blondes Laying on a Beach

Q: What do you call five blondes laying on a beach? A: A public access.

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Blonde’s legs

Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing, they haven’t met!

How do you know a blonde likes you?

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

How would a blonde punctuate…

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry” A. Fun (period) fun (period) fun (no period) (worry worry worry)

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

In common…

Q: What do blondes and cow shit have in common? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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Blonde and a toothbrush

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don’t let your friends use your toothbrush.

Best blow job?

Q: How do you know which blonde gives the best blow job? A: Word of Mouth.

After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

Five Blondes Laying on a Beach

Q: What do you call five blondes laying on a beach? A: A public access.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes? A: LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)

Five Blondes Laying on a Beach

Q: What do you call five blondes laying on a beach? A: A public access.

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