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My son’s friend said he wanted to get “stoned”…What a horrible way to die. Why would he say that? *** I think my daughter wants to be a policewoman when she gets older … She has a pair of handcuffs under her bed. *** My son and his friends are great. They always spray the […]

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After sex

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: “Way to go, guys!”

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Blonde Jokes – underwear

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm.

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Blonde with a PhD?

Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology? A: She’ll blow your mind, too.

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Blonde Jokes – Book

A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!” “How can i help you?” said the librarian looking up at her. “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” […]

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

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Blonde Jokes: Long and hard

Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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A bunch of blondes

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.

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When a blonde dies her hair…

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

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Blonde Jokes: Long and Hard

Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.

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Painting job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” […]

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Blonde Jokes: Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back as a redhead and, again, told the […]

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UFO and Blondes

Q: What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common? A: You always hear about them but never see them.

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