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Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

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I want to die peacefully

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

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Golf and a funeral

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down […]

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A senior citizen called her husband during his drive home, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90, Please be careful!” Herman said, “It’s not just one car. There are hundreds of them!”

Football

Mike and Joe were best friends. They played football every single week for nearly 50 years. As they were getting older, they had an argument about whether people play football in heaven. So they agreed that whoever dies first will come back in a dream and let the other one know if they really do […]

Did you hear about the guy whose..

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now

Nobody cares?

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

The ugliest baby ever

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and […]

Bad news and worse news

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what’s the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 48 hours to live.” “That’s terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?” The doctor replies, “I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

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