5 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick Jokes

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman.
Over the phone.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in “I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.”
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Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris’ ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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